I found this thing: [link]

"You are now chatting with God..."

Me:
I am?
God:
"" You are?
Me:
woah, looks like it
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
to what?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
0_o
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
all and none of the above
God:
How do you know?
Me:
because I am me
God:
Interesting explanation. That is a tautology.
Me:
a wha?
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
NO U!!!
God:
Are you serious? Me?
Me:
YES YOU
God:
OK.
Me:
whats your position on stem cell research?
God:
Are you asking about my position on stem cell research ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
yes you do
God:
Mmm. When do I do it?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
yes, now
God:
Right now? Great.
Me:
damn, just forget it
God:
Colloquial expression. OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
...
God:
Colloquial expression. OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
That's it. You're drunk, give me the keys, I'm driving!
God:
" OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me." is " wha"? You think I am drunk give you the keys you are driving.
Me:
you had 38 beers
God:
What happened to it.
Me:
you drank them
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I drank them.
Me:
are you stoned?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
kind of
God:
At least I almost understand it.
Me:
is Jesus or Budda around or something? I'm not talking to you unless you go to rehab
God:
Or something. It depends on whether you have faith. I am glad to hear that you are not talking to me unless me go to rehab.

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